PROMO: STEP-MOM convinces STEP-SON to suck DICK!

I bet you're wondering why I invited you over here. I'm your very new Step-mom and there's been a whole of tension between us since your Pah introduced to each other. You've been hesitant and very stand-offish with Me. You don't like the idea of your Pah 'replacing' your Mah. You've not been as welcoming. You've not given Me a chance - but tonight - that's going to all change. It's vital that you and I get along - I love your Pah and he loves Me. We might have gotten into a whirlwind romance which then resulted into a quick marriage, but you have to understand that I'm NOT after his money. Yet? Anyway, tonight your Pah decided that you and I should meet in My apartment, alone - so we can finally hash out our differences and start getting along - if only for his sake. So I have a gift for you - an ice breaker, if you will. It's the gift I've been giving to your Pah over and over since the night we met. I took one look at you and decided you would love this too...